Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Quotes by Danika

Quotes by Danika

"It's not as if there wasn't anything left un-crossed out on it."
- Annika the crossing-outer, April 2006

"I never make mistakes. I am perfect. I am German. Duh!"
- Annika the perfect, April 2006

"I am finally getting a hang on it."
- Hippydan the Wise, March 2006, figuring out web editing

"If I didn’t go down to Jen and Aaron's I had'a had more time."
- Hippydan imitating Bush's command of the English language, summer 2005

It was one of those dandy-long-legged-lion thingies, flying spider things.
- Annika, May 14, 2005, you know, those flying giant moskito thingies?

Do you want to rum your balls?
- Annika, December 2005, meaning: do you want to roll the rum balls. Annika Oct 2005

"The Catholic view of grace is just like Bush's clean air act"
- Hippydan, the Funny, 2.28.2005

It's weird, most people who have dreads are like normal people
- Annika, July 2004

Yeah, we took my face and looked for short people dreads and stuck my face on it.
- Hippydan, July 2004

I think the weird thing about modern Greek is that lamb is actually meat.
- Annika, July 2004

If we are faithful and just, he will confess our sins
- Annika, the bible quoter, March 2004

This verse (Rom. 8:23) is so clear, it is sufficient to cause confusion
- Hippydan, the Exegete, March 2004

I am having the most blast
- Annika, November 2003

Dan: “Yeah, she always wants to revert back to the quadro so. Is that what you call it?”
Annika: “Status quo?”
Dan: “yeah, that thing”

Jan 2003 - After reading the article on inspiration of the scriptures by Goodrick, Dan and I don’t get his "in a monastery sex is sin" metaphor.
Annika: "I don’t really see how that applies to the accuracy of the manuscripts"
Dan: "Well, cause they were monks, they couldn’t have sex. They must have been so sexually frustrated that their hands were shaking and they couldn’t copy the manuscripts right"
"I also play bouzouki, which is kinda like an octave mandolin lower type thing"
- Hippydan, the Music Expert, January 2003

"Danny, schreib that one auf, that's a really wichtig one."
- Annika, the Bilingual, January 2003

“Isn't it weird how it can go from yesterday to today?”
Hippydan, December 2002

Practicing German in 2002
Dan: There is this whole list of words that trip out, you know?"
Annika: "You mean irregular verbs?"
Dan: "Yeah, isn't that what you call them?!"

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Quotes by Danika's friends

"I just don’t want to lay all of my eggs in a sinking ship."
- Kate Baldwin, March 2006

"breaded and deep-fried chicken is much healthier than baked chicken, it is a lot less greasy. I can prove that to you. Just put some baked chicken and some deep-fried chicken on a paper towel. The baked chicken soaks through the paper towel."
- won't say who, Christmas 2004

"If you want to buy cage-free eggs, all you need to do is buy the jumbo eggs. See, those chickens are cage free, that's why the eggs are so big, because if they were in a cage they couldn’t pick up the extra pieces of grains."
- still won't say who, Christmas 2004.


Quotes by Danika's profs


Quotes by Danika's profs

"The more you are like Jesus the less likely you are to become a politician"
- Brad Harper, fall 2004 (actually, this should be in wise quotes!)

"when Bush is out there pounding his bully pulpit"
- Ron Frost, 2.21.2005

"I like canonical theology"
- Brad Harper, fall 2004

"some of us are unique, and some of us are uniquer than others. I am one of those uniquer ones"
- Karl Kutz, 1.28.2005

"I am Anti-Christ. Here I am"
- Karl Kutz. April 6, 2005 context: uhm, don't remember....
"Mt. St. Helens was so beautiful before she blew. She looked like a giant snow cone toppped with... snow!"
- Reilly Gibby

For the Conservative Cause

"…Just think of the historians who have filled the heads of little children with functional fairytales about good pilgrim fathers and wicked witch-hunting Puritans; about bad King George and the demigods who wrote the Constitution, and all the dirty Indians, Frenchmen, English, Mexicans, Spaniards, Africans, Japanese, Koreans, Russians, Arabs and Vietnamese who had to bite the dust so that the world could be made safe for Democracy, Peace, Brotherhood, Apple Pie, the Yankee Nation, and Christianity."
- Dr. Daniel Scalberg. Pragmatic Fallacy

Quotes by the president

Our president speaks - we laugh

One of the things that just rocks my world is hilarious quotes by the president. Even in the most depressing of times, a funny Bush quote will get me laughing and less depressed. Enjoy!



"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." ...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush , 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush , 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush , 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush , 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorroW. Bush"
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush

They misunderestimated me.
- US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2000 in Bentonville, Arkansas)

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- US President George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
- US President George W. Bush (2000?)

Reading is the basics for all learning.
- US President George W. Bush (Discussing his "Reading First" plan in Reston, Virginia, March 28, 2000)

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
- US President George W. Bush (January 11, 2000)

My views are one that speaks to freedom.
- US President George W. Bush (in Washington, D.C. on Jan. 29, 2004)

And it's a struggle between good and it's a struggle between evil.
- US President George W. Bush in a speech (on terrorism) to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and Trade Show at the Denver Convention Center (February 8, 2002)

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
- US President George W. Bush (2000 in Des Moines, Iowa)

Our nation must come together to unite.
- US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

If you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal.
- US President George W. Bush (In St. Louis on January 22, 2003, he likely meant 'prosecuted.' Just for the record Bill O'reilly made the same mistake on his TV show The O'reilly Factor in August 2004)

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
- US President George W. Bush (Concord, New Hampshire, January 29, 2000)

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!
- US President George W. Bush (November 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community College)

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
- US President George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family
- US President George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)

This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed.
- US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2003 in Washington, D.C.)

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
- US President George W. Bush (October 2000)
I think we agree, the past is over.
- US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)